Corrupt a wish game

Ok real simple, all you have to do is make a wish and the person posting next corrupts the wish, then you write your wish and so on......

example:

Quote:rdx user #1: I wish I had 1 million dollars

rdx user #2: wish granted, but you got shot after receive the money
I wish I can walk on water

rdx user #1: Granted, but you lost to the ability to walk on land

Get it :o
Now I'll start

I wish I had the newest alienware computer

Granted, but real aliens will destroy our technology so it will be useless after that.

I wish I had a Ferrari.

granted, but ferrari is bankrupt

I wish I have everything I like

Granted, but you'll become a 'hater' so you won't like anything.

I wish I had the knowlegde off everthing

granted, but there is no knowlegde!

I wish I had a mac!